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just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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"But don’t forget the songs that made you cry and the songs that saved your life"

- The Smiths  (via toanywhere)

(Source: abewitchedsoul, via usedtobe-somuchmore)


I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

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why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional, via yourenogoodformebutiwantyou)


if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability, via i-hide-inside)


how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

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A day with my period.

period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.


dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via ovanligtvanlig)